Author: Kanibal Thorne

Elemental Vinegar

Nearly every day at ‘Calamity College’ something so sheer in stupidity happens that I think “I have to write about that” and some stories really do shine above all others.  Like a shining star of...

Van – Duh! – Graff

There are some things in life that seem perfectly logical but must be so bizarrely complex I don’t know how some people cope! When the Van de Graff generator tore its belt and they asked...

The WiFi – I.T. Blunders

This all happened some time ago and you’ll be glad to know that when the inspectors came in from the schools new owners the IT staff we had were all forcibly removed – we now...

Spot the Budget Driven Fault

Yet another obvious blunder in the name of saving a few pence a sheet.  I know the budget is tight, really really tight, but isn’t it everywhere? These things have already gone from A4, to...

Fire! Fire. Fire?

I am reliably informed by friends with more normal jobs that the regular sound of the fire alarm being tested is ‘ok’ but nothing about Calamity College qualifies as normal. Especially not the day we...